Fun Size

For being an adult, I am not very big. I will spare you the details of height and weight but suffice it to say that I have on more than one occasion gotten dressed in items from the BHDS lost and found, the original owners of which are 14 at the oldest. Many people find this information about my size surprising, since I talk a lot and have a very energetic personality, but it is true. I am, as someone I loved very much used to call me, Fun Size...you know, like the little candy bars you get on Halloween. Not the entire Snickers, just two bites or maybe three, enough to let you know you had a special treat.

Much is happening in real life, little is getting written so I bring this up as a segue into a new style I'm going to try implementing here. Gone for now are the epic narrative posts that take 45 minutes to compose and almost as long to read. Making their debut are little post-ettes, snacks instead of banquets, waves instead of oceans. You know, Fun Size posts.